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9 Responses to “My evil lawn gnome destroys my hedges at night with his little ax. What should I do?”

1. workin man Says:
   May 3rd, 2010 at 8:16 am

   Get a garden gargoyle to protect the hedges at night, just be sure it wont fly away!
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2. remowlms Says:
   May 3rd, 2010 at 8:44 am

   Destroy him with your big ax. You have a big ax don’t you???
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3. LC Says:
   May 3rd, 2010 at 11:45 am

   Surround him with evil pink flamingos. If he acts up they’ll peck some Irish sense into him.
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4. Del Piero 10 Says:
   May 3rd, 2010 at 1:03 pm

   You need a Taleban Suicide bomber gnome to blow him up.
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5. robbie2749 Says:
   May 3rd, 2010 at 2:27 pm

   i’d hire a private security firm to guard your landscape, or you could get a dog
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6. mountainriley Says:
   May 3rd, 2010 at 3:41 pm

   Simple solution. Glue him down. Count your blessings. Just be happy he didn’t have a chainsaw.
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7. quincylustron Says:
   May 3rd, 2010 at 4:29 pm

   Wait till the little devil is done and get a fence instead.
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8. canivieu Says:
   May 3rd, 2010 at 4:51 pm

   Du just take his ax a way .
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9. stixntwigs Says:
   May 3rd, 2010 at 6:14 pm

   Take away the ax.
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