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HELP ME?! Someone keeps stealing my lawn gnomes!?

Ok so my name is blake and i live alone on my farm in iowa. i have about 50 lawn gnomes that i leave on my grass and around my house. every morning one is missing. i have them nailed down to the grass and some even have alarm sensors on them. someone how, someone is stealing them! i dont know what to do because people in iowa really like my gnomes because they say they bring a great big old smile to their faces.

i bring some gnomes inside and put them on the window sill but i think they need sunligh to grow properly. please how can i stop the mean people who are taking my poor gnomes. i love them and i need help. is there a system i can buy that can captuer the thieves? like with a net or a dart gun?

Help
I CANT BRING THEM INSIDE BECAUSE THEY NEED SUN TO GROW!

ppl really do that? sorry i had a moment. if i were u i’d take my gnomes in the house that sounds like the only way protect them

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3 Responses to “HELP ME?! Someone keeps stealing my lawn gnomes!?”

  1. Autumn Mornings ♥ Says:
    April 5th, 2010 at 3:10 am

    *Loads shotgun* Here ya go. :)
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  2. Crazed People Rule The World Says:
    April 5th, 2010 at 3:19 am

    ppl really do that? sorry i had a moment. if i were u i’d take my gnomes in the house that sounds like the only way protect them
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  3. tiger Says:
    April 5th, 2010 at 3:55 am

    Set up a web cam, they are inexpensive, that should do it. I also think that it might be the same person stealing them.
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