Comments on: What’s the difference between a garden gnome and a Chinese grandma?

By: mhiaa

mhiaa — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:48:59 +0000

Chinese Grandmas cook awesome stuff, and scold a lot. And then secretely smile at you. Gnomes don't.
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By: girl_of_your_dreams_1331

girl_of_your_dreams_1331 — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:06:59 +0000

one is wise and has much knowledge and the other wears a funny little red hat… but you tell me which one is which…
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By: dansmith54321

dansmith54321 — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 22:58:59 +0000

do Chinese grandmas wear a pointy hat? if not that is the difference. All garden gnomes wear a pointy hat.
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By: Terry

Terry — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 22:42:59 +0000

(big Grin)They were both probably–Made in China– so that can’t be it. They’re both probably near the same height so it can’t be that.

I got it! The Chinese Grandma was always talking to you telling you what to d and what not to do, but the Gnome just sits their and and smoke his pipe–or is that a Chinese Grandpa?
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By: Steph

Steph — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:58:59 +0000

I don't know many garden gnomes that speak Chinese. Or at all, for that matter.
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