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What’s the difference between a garden gnome and a Chinese grandma?

Or are they both simply myths tucked snuggly into the depths of my childhood memory?

do Chinese grandmas wear a pointy hat? if not that is the difference. All garden gnomes wear a pointy hat.

5 Responses to “What’s the difference between a garden gnome and a Chinese grandma?”

  1. Steph Says:

    I don’t know many garden gnomes that speak Chinese. Or at all, for that matter.
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  2. Terry Says:

    (big Grin)They were both probably–Made in China– so that can’t be it. They’re both probably near the same height so it can’t be that.

    I got it! The Chinese Grandma was always talking to you telling you what to d and what not to do, but the Gnome just sits their and and smoke his pipe–or is that a Chinese Grandpa?
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  3. dansmith54321 Says:

    do Chinese grandmas wear a pointy hat? if not that is the difference. All garden gnomes wear a pointy hat.
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  4. girl_of_your_dreams_1331 Says:

    one is wise and has much knowledge and the other wears a funny little red hat… but you tell me which one is which…
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  5. mhiaa Says:

    Chinese Grandmas cook awesome stuff, and scold a lot. And then secretely smile at you. Gnomes don’t.
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