What’s the difference between a garden gnome and a Chinese grandma?
Or are they both simply myths tucked snuggly into the depths of my childhood memory?
do Chinese grandmas wear a pointy hat? if not that is the difference. All garden gnomes wear a pointy hat.

March 2nd, 2010 at 4:58 pm
I don’t know many garden gnomes that speak Chinese. Or at all, for that matter.
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March 2nd, 2010 at 5:42 pm
(big Grin)They were both probably–Made in China– so that can’t be it. They’re both probably near the same height so it can’t be that.
I got it! The Chinese Grandma was always talking to you telling you what to d and what not to do, but the Gnome just sits their and and smoke his pipe–or is that a Chinese Grandpa?
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March 2nd, 2010 at 5:58 pm
do Chinese grandmas wear a pointy hat? if not that is the difference. All garden gnomes wear a pointy hat.
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March 2nd, 2010 at 6:06 pm
one is wise and has much knowledge and the other wears a funny little red hat… but you tell me which one is which…
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March 2nd, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Chinese Grandmas cook awesome stuff, and scold a lot. And then secretely smile at you. Gnomes don’t.
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