WORLD OF GNOMES NOW

My garden gnome keeps talking to me about the Travelocity guarantee???

I’m not even planning a trip. How can I shut him up?

Ah don’t b so tight fisted take a trip and take him with you he deserves it sitting out in that garden all yr

11 Responses to “My garden gnome keeps talking to me about the Travelocity guarantee???”

  1. Hockey_Fan Says:

    Dig 6′-0" hole in ground. Insert Gnome. Bury!
    References :

  2. betty nugs Says:

    bust it
    References :

  3. moaningmertle Says:

    i think u should see a DR it sounds serious!!!
    References :

  4. x0x0_jay_x0x0 Says:

    W0W! Your Lucky!! =]
    References :

  5. sensfantodd Says:

    baseball bat
    References :

  6. Quin S Says:

    Get William Shatner to have a talk with him about Priceline.
    References :

  7. zombie_princess_212006 Says:

    Make some time for yourself and plan one!! You can even stay in town, at a local Bed and Breakfast by yourself/or a significant other. Don’t tell anyone where you are going, and take the opportunity to recharge. You might want to tell your gnome though, or else he won’t know he can be quiet now.
    References :

  8. softball_95 Says:

    I wonder if the Travelocity gnome kidnapped ur gnome and replaced him…That would be interesting
    References :

  9. bigg_dogg44 Says:

    see…….smoking crack does mess up ur mind!
    References :

  10. poohbear Says:

    Ah don’t b so tight fisted take a trip and take him with you he deserves it sitting out in that garden all yr
    References :

  11. sparky_butt Says:

    hahahaha thats funny, whats your graden gnome smoking, or what are you growing in your graden that your gnome is getting into lol.
    References :

Leave a Reply

WORLD OF GNOMES NOW is designed by short jokes
Brought by Wordpress Themes
Entries (RSS)and Comments (RSS).