Comments on: If I was a garden gnome, what position would you place me in?

By: Me

Me — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:12:59 +0000

You'd be honorably in charge of picking up dog poo
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By: liteyesu@sbcglobal.net

liteyesu@sbcglobal.net — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:34:59 +0000

on your head in the dirt ! BUTT up!!
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By: kmn

***kmn*** — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:45:59 +0000

I would place you in the far back corner at the bottom of the garden, behind the dog kennel, where nobody could see that I had a garden gnome in my garden.

Sorry……
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By: violetbunnee

violetbunnee — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:10:59 +0000

i would put you standing with one hand out like a wizard,, arm full extent and fingers pointed out like you are casting magic on a garden to make things flourish, and then the other hand flipped over so your palm is facing upward and hand flat, fingers going in a downward motion outwards and then hook up a tiny fountain so it looks like water is pouring off of your hand with the palm faced up, so it looks like you are the master of your garden and you feed and take care of the plants.
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By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:04:59 +0000

sitting facing the east so you could watch the sunrise, with a big mug of coffee!
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By: auntdscronies

auntdscronies — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:52:59 +0000

bent over with a shovel in your hand like you were planting flowers.
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By: nfogey_1981

nfogey_1981 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:37:59 +0000

Facing the North-East direction; to scare away the ogres....
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By: p37ry

p37ry — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:03:59 +0000

SALLY: Let me offer up a little tip. Your Winklebottom is facing southeast. Technically he should face north.
PEGGY: Wonderful! Why?
SALLY: Well, that’s where they’re more apt to find tree moss, which is how they make their delicious gnome tea.
PEGGY: That is so charming.
HANK: No it’s not.
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By: CHICANO PRIDE

CHICANO PRIDE — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:58:59 +0000

google it!
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