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9 Responses to “If I was a garden gnome, what position would you place me in?”

1. CHICANO PRIDE Says:
   March 10th, 2010 at 5:58 am

   google it!
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2. p37ry Says:
   March 10th, 2010 at 7:03 am

   SALLY: Let me offer up a little tip. Your Winklebottom is facing southeast. Technically he should face north.
   PEGGY: Wonderful! Why?
   SALLY: Well, that’s where they’re more apt to find tree moss, which is how they make their delicious gnome tea.
   PEGGY: That is so charming.
   HANK: No it’s not.
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3. nfogey_1981 Says:
   March 10th, 2010 at 7:37 am

   Facing the North-East direction; to scare away the ogres….
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4. auntdscronies Says:
   March 10th, 2010 at 7:52 am

   bent over with a shovel in your hand like you were planting flowers.
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5. Cheryl Says:
   March 10th, 2010 at 8:04 am

   sitting facing the east so you could watch the sunrise, with a big mug of coffee!
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6. violetbunnee Says:
   March 10th, 2010 at 8:10 am

   i would put you standing with one hand out like a wizard,, arm full extent and fingers pointed out like you are casting magic on a garden to make things flourish, and then the other hand flipped over so your palm is facing upward and hand flat, fingers going in a downward motion outwards and then hook up a tiny fountain so it looks like water is pouring off of your hand with the palm faced up, so it looks like you are the master of your garden and you feed and take care of the plants.
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7. ***kmn*** Says:
   March 10th, 2010 at 8:45 am

   I would place you in the far back corner at the bottom of the garden, behind the dog kennel, where nobody could see that I had a garden gnome in my garden.

   Sorry……
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8. liteyesu@sbcglobal.net Says:
   March 10th, 2010 at 9:34 am

   on your head in the dirt ! BUTT up!!
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9. Me Says:
   March 10th, 2010 at 10:12 am

   You’d be honorably in charge of picking up dog poo
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