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If I buy a Garden Gnome, would he be able to teach me what I need to know?

I want to learn how to be more environmentally friendly in my garden.

Yes. I bought a garden gnome and put him in my yard. Everyday he taught me something new, until my horse stepped on him and crushed his head. It was horrible! So I bought a new one.

11 Responses to “If I buy a Garden Gnome, would he be able to teach me what I need to know?”

  1. Mike T Says:

    Garden Gnome’s are full of crap. They have too much bias to be considered as worthwhile. I would get yourself a woods-fairy or perhaps a leprechaun. They are much more reliable.
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  2. jupiteress Says:

    You will learn more about the neighbours and theives around you if you buy a gnome.
    Gnomes are environmental creatures so when in the garden have a quick chat at the nearest bush or tree, with the gnome you will not see.
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  3. gloria_512 Says:

    maybe you should put him in the backyard (so nobody will steal him) and sit with him to contemplate your life in the peacefulness of your yard. this really could enlighten you thru the solitude and enlightenment of meditation and soul searching…he may not teach you anything, but you might just learn alot!
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  4. byderule Says:

    No try Permaculture it is very complete covering all aspects of farming or gardening especially intensive growth,dealing with waterharvesting ,soil conservation,bio diversity ,companion planting ,Mulching and composting ,organic pest control ,Aquaculture and much more

    Permaculture is a world recognised earth friendly movement and tends to include people that practice the concept and are active in the field.

    the Permaculture designers manual by Bill Mollison,which cost about 40 dollars.
    and is the best all round book you can get,on Environmental design,.(tagiari publishing, tagariadmin@southcom.com.au)

    some other writers that are on the internet are
    david Holmgren
    Larry Santoyo
    Kirk Hanson

    Masanobu Fukuaka has written ,
    One-Straw Revolution
    The Road Back to Nature
    The Natural Way of Farming
    http://www.context.org/iclib/ic14/fukuok...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/masanobu_fu...

    Simon Henderson
    and Bill Molisson.

    a representitive of the concept in USA is
    Dan Hemenway at YankeePerm@aol.com
    barkingfrogspc@aol.com
    http://barkingfrogspc.tripod.com/frames….
    http://csf.colorado.edu/perma/ypc_catalo…
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    I am a permaculture consultant

    rbyderule yahoo 360, which has some stuff in English as well as this spaces
    http://spaces.msn.com/byderule

  5. FredHH Says:

    No he wouldn’t be able to teach you what you need to know…

    But he could teach you all that you are capable of learning.
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  6. sd bass Says:

    Go to the library and check out some books about envirnmentally friendly gardening.
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  7. spjp p Says:

    Absolutely, those freakin’ Gnomes are smart!
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  8. dreamer20692000 Says:

    If you haven’t taken your medicine. The gnome won’t shut up.
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  9. Bobbi Says:

    hmm. I don’t think so. It seems those gnomes only know about travel. and they tend to roam off to who knows where. and I have proof. He is a gmome on the roam………… maybe he will visit yoiur garden too.
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  10. Gardens Alive! Says:

    Yes. I bought a garden gnome and put him in my yard. Everyday he taught me something new, until my horse stepped on him and crushed his head. It was horrible! So I bought a new one.
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  11. animositysrebirth Says:

    I wish, my gnome just sites their and uhh sits their.
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