I bought these cute little gnomes from a man named Alphus(or something) in a robe….this morning I went outside and the garden was all torn up and the gnomes were gone.
What kind of animal would tear up the garden then eat gnomes?
dry dirt, dust, death, gnome blood on my hands.
dueling lawn gnomes in the grass, my gnome can kick your gnome’s ass.
(quote from a song i wrote)
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March 4th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Any animal will tear up a garden…but the gnomes are gone? That sounds like one of those human critters……nothing I know eats plaster…and if they were eaten, you’d see the fragments and dust of them lying there.
Edit – Maybe you’ll get lucky like that lady on the news….her gnome was stolen…and it appeared back on her lawn a few months later…with pictures of it around various landmarks in the US….he took a vacation!
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March 4th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
My cousin is always shouting at gnomes. She playes on the horde side in WOW. Maybe it was a dark elf of something like that.
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March 4th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
The gnomes did it and are on the run…Sorry, couldnt resist. apparently someone was very hungry and partial to gnomes. I hate people like that!!!
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March 4th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Gnomes are a very tricky species.
There is a secret organization, begun in France (Garden Gnome Liberation Front). They believe in freeing the gnomes to live in the wild forests, where they are felt to belong. This group may have just paid you a visit, and returned your gnomes to the forest.
Either that, or Alphus stole them back to sell to someone else.
Or high school kids, or middle school kids.
Raccoons and crows have been known to covet shiny objects.
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http://archives.cnn.com/2000/STYLE/arts/04/12/france.gnomes.reut/
March 4th, 2010 at 7:08 pm
House elves?
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March 4th, 2010 at 7:23 pm
dry dirt, dust, death, gnome blood on my hands.
dueling lawn gnomes in the grass, my gnome can kick your gnome’s ass.
(quote from a song i wrote)
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March 4th, 2010 at 8:11 pm
gnomes? what gnomes? …………….. burp……..opps
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March 4th, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Dude, you actually bought something from a GUY in a ROBE??!!! *LOL*
It was a setup, defianetly. Those gnomes were most assuredly his servents, and he didn’t like your yard because it looked better than his, so he sold them to you, and than last night they completely trashed everything that you had worked so hard tp build. Sorry, Joe.
Either that or he’s under another name here, and you said something to really piss him off.
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I hates gnomes.
May 2nd, 2010 at 7:03 am
Thanks for writing this article. Now everything is clear for me.