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How can I protect my garden gnomes and pink flamingos from getting stolen in my frontyard from some people?

And please lets refrain from getting racial here. I refuse to put a lifesized cardboard cut out of a policeman in my backyard. I want to protect my front yard in a non racist manner.

If theft is an issue in your neighborhood perhaps it’s time to move..

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7 Responses to “How can I protect my garden gnomes and pink flamingos from getting stolen in my frontyard from some people?”

  1. Suckasoona Says:
    June 15th, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    Hmmm, I didn’t know people stole from trailer homes.
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  2. wequaltoyou Says:
    June 15th, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    Fling poo!
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  3. cherry Says:
    June 15th, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    what tacky taste you have to have gnomes and flamingos in the first place
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  4. tattletail Says:
    June 15th, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Put a "Now Hiring" sign on them.
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  5. diver Says:
    June 15th, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    Install security cameras or go the cheaper route and install the fake security cameras. The cameras may deter someone from stealing them. If that doesn’t work you may just have to decorate your back yard with the gnomes and flamingos and stick to flowers in the front yard.
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  6. WillyTK Says:
    June 15th, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    Two words. Smith. Wesson. ‘Nuff said.
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  7. OGUN Says:
    June 15th, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    If theft is an issue in your neighborhood perhaps it’s time to move..
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