WORLD OF GNOMES NOW

so these lawn gnomes have been following me my whole life. it’s like the boogey monster? yeah i have my lawn gnomes. i wake up, and they replace where my baby is in her crib. i found a ritual online (i’m not crazy) and it didn’t work!!!!!! help me!

get rid of them, in my experience they aren’t dangerous to humans but get rid of them as soon as possible.

My mother can’t believe it.

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Sorry about this one guys…..Camera over heated and we lost about 5 of the rounds…….
Battle of the Schools 3 held on the last day of the world, May 21 at the James Lee Community Center.
Organized by Jansen Leaf Chan.

MC: Chris “Kid New-En” Nguyen
DJ Fleg on the 1′s and 2′s

judges
1.Scrambles
2.Atomic Goofball
3.Mario

We supported JAPAN & RELAY FOR LIFE
Half the profits will be donated to the American Red Cross to support Japan
& the other will be donated to Relay for Life to Support Cancer

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Phineas and Ferb Season 1 Episode 2 Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror

Stepbrothers Phineas and Ferb construct an elaborate beach complex in order to survive the intense heat wave that has struck their city. Meanwhile, the boys’ pet platypus, Perry, successfully halts the destruction of all the lawn gnomes in the tri-state area by his arch nemesis, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. I do not own anything.

Enjoy )
D’

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I read the book but I forgot where it takes place.

I’ve read the book before around 2 years ago, goosebumps are a bit young for me now though. I don’t remember the exact place but it was set in the USA in someones garden, thats all I remember.

Season 1 Episode 2

(2007), It’s Hot in Danville, So the boys decide to build a beach. Again, Candace (Ashley Tisdale) tries to bust them, But she starts to enjoy it. Elsewhere, Doofenshmirtz Steals all the Lawn Gnomes in the Tristate Area.

Songs:
Beach Song/Backyard Beach: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MILd6lPZMzg / 3:55
The Moment has arrived: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9U7MGaIV6w& / 7:08
If Summer Only Lasted One Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPa3vP9o-gE / 3:05 / 9:52
Perry the Platypus Theme Song: (Link TBA) / 10:16

Airing Info:
Disney Channel – Sept. 28, 2007
Toon Disney/Disney XD – Sept. 8, 2008

Cast:
Vincent Martella – Phineas
Thomas Sangster – Ferb
Ashley Tisdale – Candace
Alyson Stoner – Isabella, Jenny
Bobby Gaylor – Buford
Kelly Hu – Stacy
Dan Povenmire – Doofenshmirtz
Jeff “Swampy” Marsh – Major Monogram
Dee Bradley Baker – Perry

Additional Voices:
Dee Bradley Baker, Bobby Gaylor, Jeff “Swampy” Marsh, Mitchel Musso, Brian Phelps, Dan Povenmire, Caroline Rhea, Alyson Stoner, Ashley Tisdale, Keone Young

Disclaimer – I don’t own any content of Phineas and Ferb. All goes to Disney. Please don’t delete my video.

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it started when i was five. I lost my virginity to my parents garden gnome. my mum was livid but i don’t see the issue here. do i need help? i honestly don’t see the problem. It’s not that I’ve hurt anyone but I’ve gotten a few infections before. What if the gnome has herpes??

No, my friend has been sexually attracted to gnomes for years, and she does quite the special stuff with Herbert (her gnome-boyfriend’s name) every Saturday, she tells me. It’s perfectly normal.

So I saw the movie "Gnomeo & Juliet" and now everytime I see a gnome in somebody’s yard I get freaked out that they’re gonna come to life at night and kill small animals and harvest their organs for gold from wood nymphs. How can I overcome this fear????? Thank you so much.

you have got to shag one

Next time you see one. Grab it . bring it home and give it a really good shagging .And while doing it keep saying: who is your daddy who is your daddy .

next time they will be afraid of you

I have a little obsession…especially the ones with the little red caps and the overalls.
Don’t even get me started with the ones with baby pigs.
Are you?

A little, but I’m more obsessed with wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men.

ROTLG – Goosebumps. Enjoy XD

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