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My evil lawn gnome destroys my hedges at night with his little ax. What should I do?

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

Evil evil lawn gnome.

Why that little #*$*@!,
you aught to #*^@&!.
In my opinion ;-0

Lawn Gnomes (4/12/2010-Day 71)

Monday, April 19th, 2010

Late Late!

Duration : 0:4:41

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martin mystery atack of the lawn gnomes 2

Saturday, April 10th, 2010

me episode martin mystery

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HELP ME?! Someone keeps stealing my lawn gnomes!?

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

Ok so my name is blake and i live alone on my farm in iowa. i have about 50 lawn gnomes that i leave on my grass and around my house. every morning one is missing. i have them nailed down to the grass and some even have alarm sensors on them. someone how, someone is stealing them! i dont know what to do because people in iowa really like my gnomes because they say they bring a great big old smile to their faces.

i bring some gnomes inside and put them on the window sill but i think they need sunligh to grow properly. please how can i stop the mean people who are taking my poor gnomes. i love them and i need help. is there a system i can buy that can captuer the thieves? like with a net or a dart gun?

Help
I CANT BRING THEM INSIDE BECAUSE THEY NEED SUN TO GROW!

ppl really do that? sorry i had a moment. if i were u i’d take my gnomes in the house that sounds like the only way protect them

Attack of the lawn gnomes part 2

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

Part 2

Duration : 0:3:38

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Attack of the lawn gnomes part 1

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

gnomes attack an army base

Duration : 0:7:30

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Where did the tradition of decorating the church lawn with lawn gnomes for weddings start?

Monday, March 29th, 2010

Every wedding since I can remember, there’s been lawn gnomes all over the church lawn. Where’d this tradition start?

Please tell me where this is so that I can place the area on the list of Places I Will Never Move To.

Seriously, never heard of this "tradition" and thank goodness for it. What a completely inane way to spend a bunch of money.

Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror – Phineas and Ferb – Season 1 Episode 2 – Part 2/2 (HD)

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

On the hottest day of the summer, Phineas and Ferb are sitting in the shade under the tree, listening to the radio. Perry is lying down nearby. The DJ advises everyone to take it easy by sitting under a shady tree with “an aquatic mammal of some sort”. Even though they’ve met the recommendations, Phineas doesn’t want a little heat stopping them from having the “best day ever” because this would mean that “the morning DJs win”. So they decide to make a huge full fled beach in their backyard.

SONGS:
Backyard Beach: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RoUh1…

AIRING INFORMATION:
Disney Channel US Premiere: September 28, 2007

CAST:
Vincent Martella as Phineas Flynn
Thomas Sangster as Ferb Fletcher
Ashley Tisdale as Candace Flynn
Caroline Rhea as Linda Flynn
Alyson Stoner as Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
Dan Povenmire as Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Jeff “Swampy” Marsh as Major Monogram
Richard O’Brien as Lawrence Fletcher
Dee Bradley Baker as Perry the Platypus
Bobby Gaylor as Buford Van Stomm
Kelly Hu as Stacy Hirano
Keone Young as Dancer (in the limbo contest)
Mitchel Musso as Jeremy Johnson
Additional voices: Dee Bradley Baker, Bobby Gaylor, Jeff “Swampy” Marsh, Mitchel Musso, Brian Phelps♦, Dan Povenmire, Caroline Rhea, Alyson Stoner, Ashley Tisdale, Keone Young
♦ designates a character that did not appear in this episode

Duration : 0:4:43

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GB – Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes (2/2)

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

RL Stine’s Goosebumps
Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes

Sorry if the quality is low.

(c) Scholistic and Fox Kids

Two pink flamingos. A whole family of plaster skunks. Joe Burton’s dad loves those tacky lawn ornaments. But then he brings home two ugly lawn gnomes. And that’s when the trouble starts. Late at night. When everyone’s asleep. Someone’s creeping in the garden. Whispering nasty things. Smashing melons. Squashing tomatoes. No way two dumb old lawn ornaments could be causing all the trouble. Is there?

Duration : 0:10:27

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Goosebumps – Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes (1/2)

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

RL Stine’s Goosebumps
Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes

Sorry if the quality is low.
(c) Scholistic and Fox Kids

Two pink flamingos. A whole family of plaster skunks. Joe Burton’s dad loves those tacky lawn ornaments. But then he brings home two ugly lawn gnomes. And that’s when the trouble starts. Late at night. When everyone’s asleep. Someone’s creeping in the garden. Whispering nasty things. Smashing melons. Squashing tomatoes. No way two dumb old lawn ornaments could be causing all the trouble. Is there?

Duration : 0:10:18

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