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SALLY: Let me offer up a little tip. Your Winklebottom is facing southeast. Technically he should face north.
PEGGY: Wonderful! Why?
SALLY: Well, that’s where they’re more apt to find tree moss, which is how they make their delicious gnome tea.
PEGGY: That is so charming.
HANK: No it’s not.

If you must :0(

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"A man can ‘t be living on whiskey alone ? Now bugger off."

Throughout the years, theologians have argued and even warred over this simple, yet very complex words.

Some believe that Gary was expressing his distaste at drunks, others interpret that verse as condoning homosexual behavior. One thing is clear though, Gary the Golden Garden Gnome was very irritable.

I mean seriously. Short, fat, beard. Does it get any closer to the real thing?
Anthony is a Goiser McClause

Who is Adam? And why did some dumb chick say you use 3 accounts…is it because your contacts answer your questions???? NO, COULDN’T BE, that makes too much sense for her to figure out. Stupid dumb chicks anyway. But what do you do?…

Does this Adam character wear a pointed hat? And spurs too, what about spurs? Oh yeah, and does he ride in shopping carts and do flying goises and say "ADOOFY!"? Then he’s more of a fennwitzer.

there is a new garden gnome tht a local neighbor bought but is he a fake one.

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This lady is upset because her garden gnome got stolen, but when she gets it back she’s in for a surprise!!
It wssn’t Me (A)

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Or do you prefer the odd goblin in your garden ?

LOL. I got three Goblins in the Garden. They keep smirking at the Neighbours Gnomes.

The first garden gnomes were introduced to the United Kingdom in 1847 by Sir Charles Isham, when he brought 21 terracotta figures back from a trip to Germany and placed them as ornaments in the gardens of his home, Lamport Hall in Northamptonshire. Only one of the original batch of gnomes survives: Lampy as he is known, is on display at Lamport Hall, and is insured for one million pounds.

Garden gnomes have become a popular accessory in many gardens, although they are not loved by all. They are often the target of pranks: people have been known to return garden gnomes "to the wild", most notably France’s "Front de Liberation des Nains de Jardins" and Italy’s "MALAG" (Garden Gnome Liberation Front). Some kidnapped garden gnomes have been sent on trips around the world passed from person to person and photographed at famous landmarks, with the photos being returned to the owner; this practice is featured in the 2001 French film, Amélie and in the Travelocity commercials of the Roaming Gnome. Garden gnomes were made in various poses and pursuing various pastimes, such as fishing or gardening.

A sub-culture exists among those who collect garden gnomes, which is frequently lampooned in popular culture.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_gnome